Thank you for the laugh. Trust me, I needed it after this past week!

Cheryl Kaye Tardif
(oh yeah…the REAL one) lol

A few months ago, I noticed that in some cases, although my name and book title remained in the review, the Amazon link had been stripped out. It’s erratic. Some books are almost alway cut, others aren’t. And the last time I checked it seemed to be US-only.

To understand why this is happening, we should keep in mind that, like individuals, corporations have unique personalities. That’s not a controversial idea. Not long ago, I heard one of Adobe’s founders speak on its various mergers. Some mergers worked, he said, because the two corporate cultures were complimentary. Some did not.

To understand Amazon, it helps to look at a personality trait called Asperger’s Syndrome. Wikipedia’s description is as good as any:

“The lack of demonstrated empathy is possibly the most dysfunctional aspect of Asperger syndrome. Individuals with AS experience difficulties in basic elements of social interaction, which may include a failure to develop friendships or to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others (for example, showing others objects of interest), a lack of social or emotional reciprocity, and impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture.”

Note the parallels:

* “Difficulties in basic elements of social interactions.” Virtually every group involved in creating and distributing books is confused and troubled by Amazon’s behavior. The fuss over text-to-speech in the new Kindle, for instance, demonstrated that Amazon hadn’t even talked with major publishers about an important new feature that would affect their business.

* “Failure to develop friendships.” Most authors need Amazon to distribute their books. But the number who consider it a “friend” seems to be declining rapidly. David and my experiences with reviews is a good example. Why are they not only doing this, but doing it in such a sneaky, underhanded way?

* “Failure… to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others.” Is there anyone doing business with Amazon who is happy with the relationship, who feels like they and Amazon are achieving something together?

* “Lack of social or emotional reciprocity.” Amazon is not only the 800-pound gorilla of book distribution, it seems to be blind and deaf to the pain it is inflicting on others, particularly small bookstores.

Is Amazon is suffering from Corporate Asperger’s Syndrome? It’s certainly something to consider.

[Posted with both discussions of this story.]

Your update was great, and I promise you and your readers I am not joking. In fact, I wrote my own update on this debacle at The Write Type ~ Multi-Author Musings blog, which I created a few years ago.

http://writetype.blogspot.com/2009/04/update-on-my-battle-with-amazon-over.html

In my update I posted quotes taken from my email correspondence with Amazon. Ya might want to check it out!

Okay…now how to prove I am who I am….hmmmm…

Well, I was born and raised in BC. Lived for 2 years in Bermuda. Father was in the Canadian Armed Forces, and I’m married with an 18 year old daughter. And if you think I’d waste time trying to find out some author’s facts just to joke around, you’re way crazy, my friend!!! hehehe

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(Oh, and if I wasn’t really me, why would I bother promoting all these links? hehe)

From the REAL Cheryl Kaye Tardif,
author of Whale Song (now in negotiations for a major film)
http://www.cherylktardif.com